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Football: Pure Class We've all been there - at the ball game, bovvy in hand, yer mate Scotty being dragged away by The Interloper. Sometimes yer da belts in an eldritch toungue aboot yer team naw winnin the baw. Fit-Bawl, its a classic and if you dont like it your an eejit A put a wee picture of ma favourite man player. His name's Skinny Mickey. Aw ma mates like football and a dae too.   Here's wee Dylan. He goes to the game every day to blow his whistle when the players put there eggs in one baskets.

SOME PURE DANT FOOTBALL MOMENTS FROM MA MATES INCLUDE:

When that daftie Pete fell on the pitch and landed on his large bottom XD haha Oh aye mind when Matthew got the baw kicked on his specky mug! wahahah A was pissin masell' laughin when McRay tried to eat the football. He's got too much blubber in his brain, the fat man LOL When Paddy got a mince pie to the heed! When Big Ross fell doon the football aisle, bovril in hand, and fell like the boulder fae indiana john (dont worry he bounced back on his belly XD) Tony got a pipin hot peteza and burned his mouth! He shouted for Paulie haha Your mum Your Da

ONLY SPECKY WEIRDOS HATE FOOTBALL!!